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Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha
Student : Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas To Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number Hi Dila Daitay
Teacher: Yoon Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas To Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay Hi Bana Daitay
Allah rakhi
Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai…
us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai…
Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai…
shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai…
Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai…
is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai…
Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai..
ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai…
Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai…
us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai…
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi
Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K
Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko
Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj [...]
New Student Remix Of Amplifier
KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, [...]
